At last, the final day .....

People congradulate me .. today is the last day at this miserable hell hole. Details later ;)

what !?! Nooooooooooooo

Second Last day of internship

Today is the second last day of my internship here at UNDP and we are giving final touches to what we have made. Tomorrow will be last day of these two months of torment. Our supervisor is on leave till 31st of this month, so we have to come here on Monday to collect our cerrtificates and evaluation. then we are freeeeeeee

I have been thinking about doing a second internship but to hell with it ... lets go home and enjoy what is left of the vacations.

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Should i say it ...

Should i say it out loud or can u understand it in my words ?
The mind does not lament what the eyes dont see

Raptor and Bhatti

aik dafa Raptor aur bhaati hotay hain ... lets see what they say

Raptor : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai to ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata do kay ye kitnay anday hain to 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ke ye kis kay anday hain to wo murgi bhi tumhari.

Bhatti : Yaar koi hint tu do.

:D ... no offense .......... peaceeeeeee

A page form the diary of hatred

I hate u ... if u are reading this u know i am talking about u .. i hate the way u walk, the way u look and they way ur stupid girly mind works .... i dont give a crap about ur passions and ur interests .... what ever u say it all sounds to me like "buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" that is how much your opinion matters to me .... but i have to bear u coz i cant see any way out of it ... had it not been that way ..we would have been enemies in the open ... I know u would feel the same for me coz emotions are bidirectional

U think i admire u while in my heart i am macking ur stupidity
U think i enjoy ur company while i am literally counting the micorseconds till u will leave
U think i like u while i cant hate u less
U think that u can talk me into buying ur crap .. think again .. i am not as stupid as u think
U think that a person can be a friend if u talk friendly to him ... aah u are stupid
U think that u understand me ... well lemme first understand myself myself

Nothing on this face of earth can change the way i feel about u .... and nothing u can do about it neither can I but to hold our silence ... hate each other in our hearts and keep talking and smiling so that ppl may not know of it

Weekend Over again

Again the weekend is over and i am back in the office for a very long monday ... but today is the last monday .. at least till i get a job for which they will pay me and that will be at least a year from now ... so for the next 1 year ... no more stupid office work on Mondays ....

The weekend was fine ... nothing new happened... well nothing new never happens in my "uneventful" life .. life is just a to and fro motion of a pendulum ... moving along the same path to height and then to the normal ground state ... ephemeral happiness, grief and emotions

All is well now ... I am out of the depression that i had a few posts back .. things are changing ... and the course they are taking is not the one that i would have liked .... I dont want things to end now .. i have adjusted myself to them and now when i have started to like how the events flow .. it will all of a sudden end ..

I came to isb like 2:30 am last night ... then walked from Karachi Company till the flat .. all the time i was so sleepy ... but once i reached the falt i couldnt sleep .. took me arnd an hour to sleep ..then i had to get up at 7:30 am , get ready and come to the office .. .and here i am now

This is the last week of my internship here at UNDP ICT Section .. then i wil be going home and then to GIKI like everyone else... am planning to go to quetta but i dont think that i will be able to manage that ... there are alot of things at are waiting for me at home .... 20 days at home in a rows is a diffcult time to pass

This is me back in 1905 :D

When I used to be him ... that was fun !!! :D

I hate Fridays

Today is not one of the best days that i have had .. infact it is one of the very few sad days that come in ones life .... i am sad and worried ... i dont know what to do all i can do is pray that things will get better soon .. I have to go home today but i was planning to spend the weekend here in islamabad .. I am feeeling really lonely ... Asif hasnt come to the office as yet .. and i have nothing to do ... nothing to kill my time over thats why i sat down and wrote this crap !

I dont konw it is me or what !? The world is going insane ... Ppl dont fight with me coz you will end up hurting urself less and torturing me more ... cut the crap and to hell with ur crappy attitudes

Asif is here now .... and God i ABHOR making tea

over and out

Human Sensation !!

An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End On their way to Kakadu he was describing the abilities of the Australian Aborigine to track man or beast over land, through the air, under the sea.         The Americans were incredulous.

Then later in the day, the tour rounded a bend on the highway and discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine. He had one ear pressed to the white line whilst his left leg was held high in the air. The tour stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the prostrate Aborigine.
"Jacky," said the tour guide, "what are you tracking and what are you listening for?"
 The aborigine replied, "Down the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Valiant Ute. It's red. The left front tyre is bald. The front end is out of whack and it has dents in every panel.  There are 9 black fellas in the back, all drinking warm sherry. There are 3 kangaroos on the roof rack and 6 dogs on the front seat."
      The American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and detailed knowledge.

        "Goddammit man, how do you know all that?" asked one.

 The Aborigine replied, "I fell out of the fucking thing about half an  hour ago!"


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Remeber there are two things ... reason and result .. its the result that counts

Robots attend nursery school in research study

We are trying to make robots learn as the small children learn . .from trial and error and from experience ... but children dont have 4 CPUs attached to their body and a network of 24 computer to help interprent, understand and memorize ... they just have a network of about a billion neurons ... gone through ages of natural selection



http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/8268
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Remeber there are two things ... reason and result .. its the result that counts

Self-replicating robots on the loose in NY

Their robots are made up of a series of modular cubes -- called "molecubes" -- each containing identical machinery and the complete computer program for replication. The cubes have electromagnets on their faces that allow them to selectively attach to and detach from one another, and a complete robot consists of several cubes linked together. Each cube is divided in half along a long diagonal, which allows a robot composed of many cubes to bend, reconfigure and manipulate other cubes. For example, a tower of cubes can bend itself over at a right angle to pick up another cube.
To begin replication, the stack of cubes bends over and sets its top cube on the table. Then it bends to one side or another to pick up a new cube and deposit it on top of the first. By repeating the process, one robot made up of a stack of cubes can create another just like itself. Since one robot cannot reach across another robot of the same height, the robot being built assists in completing its own construction.

http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/7859

I think they got the idea from Naruto- Shadow Replication :D

Virtual Community of 1000 AI People to Develop their own culture

Virtual computer characters more accustomed to battling deranged alien monsters are about to take part in a unique social experiment.


http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7674&feedId=online-news_rss20

Microsoft sues Google

MS is a bitch :D


http://business.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,9075-1701531,00.html

10 year old becomes MCP

A 10 year old Pakistani GIRL becomes MCP (MicroSoft Certified Professional)

http://www.vnunet.com/2139880

Girls ... be inspired
Boys ... be ashamed

check out these comments too :D

Bright Child
Her parents must be very proud. Don't be surprised if, when MIT Media Labs $100 laptop initiative gets going, this becomes a lot more common. Posted by: Dan, 16 Jul 2005

look! a flying cow!
trust me, one day rabbits will program .NET while Bill get awfully busy selling his products to caterpillars... Posted by: eman, 17 Jul 2005

England Verus Paksitan : The cost of human life

London: 6 bombs explode in London killing 53 innoncent citizens
Effect: The whole world sends Tony Blair messages and the country observers 2 minutes of silence for the dead

Pakistan: 3 Trains collide in Sindh killing 150 innocent citizens
Effect: No on sends Musharraf a message and 5 Railway officials are suspended. No one says nothing


Moral: If u have to die, dont die in a train accident in Pakstan, die in a bomb blast in England ... u dont want ur death not celebrated 

Wierd Quotient

6% are more weird,
2% are just as weird, and
92% are more normal than you!

Geekdom test

By the river Piedra I sat down and wept

not one of the great works of his ... but still it was good .. the ending was predictable in this case ...

It hurts the same if u fall from the 3rd floor or the tenth
If I have to fall, I will fall from a higher place

Be Happy with what u have

:|

Who is better?

I came across this pic a few days back and i wonder ..... what? why ? errrrr seriuosly ? I would kill to be a genius ... but whats the use if i am alone

Why ARE Men Happier ?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures. Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.?? Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux? rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the? time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still? be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your? face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You can play with? toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas? shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

THank GOD i am one of 'em

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Remeber there are two things ... reason and result .. its the result that counts

My new crush :D

Life is so real

Last night we went to food street in Islamabad sitting
in an AC-ed car to prevent us from the heat outside ..
we ate there in paper plates with plastic spoons and
drank mineral water poured into fresh and clean
disposable glasses ... aaah life is so real